Hot flashes and night sweats have caused me to relocate! Want to send me a Christmas card this year or drop by to visit me? Well let me give you my new address.
Please send all future correspondence to:
- The Hot Flashes Of Hell
Mamas, I know I’m not alone in this nightly torture with hot flashes and I know you can relate when I tell you that my skin is on fire thanks to my organs bubbling hot fire balls continously. You know those episodes on TV where it shows a woman being overly dramatic and talking about striping her clothes off because she’s so hot? She’s not acting and it’s not being overly dramatic. It’s real.
Hot flashes are from the pits of hell. I’m sure of it. Thanks Eve…eat some more fruit so we can all suffer. #IhateYouRightNow
Men Do Not Understand
Hot like none other. I swear there are times if walking around nakie was acceptable, well then I’d just start a new trend. Until you have experienced hot flashes, you’ve never experienced what it feels like to be REALLY hot. That’s what my mammaw always told me and I remember thinking to myself, “Mammaw, we live in TN, I know what it feels like to be hot.” I was wrong. Hot flashes are like the death heat. Your insides are on fire and if hell is anything like this? Lord, I need to be sure I walk the straight and narrow because I just can’t be there. I won’t make it. I’m too girly.
Sweating The Bed
So tell me – what’s your best defense against hot flashes and night sweats because while I have definitely outgrown wetting the bed, I seem now to be in the phase of sweating the bed 😉
Comment below and help a sista out!